yoncehaunted:

when the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand 

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a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

stability:

My mom thought we would need a hammer to get this pole into the ground but I just pushed it in and I almost said “psh, hammer my asshole” but then I realized

Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

(Source: xaviary)

paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

hophigh:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

Are you still taken?
Anonymous

stability:

Yeah this is week 8 of being kidnapped but it hasn’t been too bad, the trunk is roomy

musts:

Afternoon Glow by Marco Heisler
Vogtland, Saxony, Germany

musts:

Afternoon Glow by Marco Heisler
Vogtland, Saxony, Germany

(Source: MUSTS)

neopiacentral:

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden