d0nn0:

d0nn0:

What do you call an apricot in jail

Apricaught

(Source: d0nn0)

illkim:

When you use your ID at the club for the first time

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thegingermullet:

Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

fawncollie:

I hate it when you have a great idea for a character design in mind and when you try and draw it it’s just like
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Today is Racist Fuckery (10.20.14): At yesterday’s protest outside the St Louis Rams game, racist fans got rowdy and physical. Who got arrested? Two of the protesters, of course. Mike Brown means we have to fight back. #staywoke

(Source: socialjusticekoolaid)

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

(Source: shopjeen)

kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

(Source: niichainz)

birdywillow:

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

(Source: kngshxt)

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy)

mishjerry:


every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

mishjerry:

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

(Source: badtvblog)

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton