modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

snapchatting:

have u ever seen a really attractive person and just really wished u hadn’t

communistbakery:

zinzulation:

urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”

no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog

eartheld:

mia-redworth:

korrigan-sidhe:

witchyroses:

dirrtyflowerchild:

mookau:

This is definitely a portal to another world

no questions..^

Oh faery pools *wistful sigh*

i will never not reblog this picture, just let that be known. i feel more at home looking at it than not.

Wow

mostly nature

eartheld:

mia-redworth:

korrigan-sidhe:

witchyroses:

dirrtyflowerchild:

mookau:

This is definitely a portal to another world

no questions..^

Oh faery pools *wistful sigh*

i will never not reblog this picture, just let that be known. i feel more at home looking at it than not.

Wow

mostly nature

(Source: crooksh4nks)

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

(Source: meme-face1)

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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(Source: communistbakery)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

8yrs:

masturb88:

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

ORTHODONTIST

unflaws:

I slept almost all day but almost is never enough

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

(Source: psyducker)